JOHN POEM SPIDER IN A JAR
Oh creepy spider in a jar
I’ll admire you from afar
If you get hungry I’ll feed you bugs
just don’t expect me to give you hugs
You sit still too long, You’re boring me
Maybe I’ll replace you with a circus flea
Your web needs work, are you short on silk?
Maybe a snack would help, with some milk.
Or maybe I’ll shake the jar, make your web break
Oh, I can’t, a webless spider would make my heart ache.
But if you don’t do something soon
I’ll feed you to my dog, on a spoon.
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